Yo, my name is Joshua Jackson. I’m going to tell you about how Michael Jackson died. First allow me to tell you the true story this is really the truth, no kidding dude.
From my research done along the net I found out a lot of information you will want to know.
Here’s one:
“Wacko "Michael Jackson" Jacko is a pop star, cyborg and pedophile created in 1984 by the mad scientist, Ashton Kutcher, in a ploy to take over the world by abducting and brainwashing children with promises of riches and lollypops. His hideously disfigured appearance is the result of years of nosepicking that eventually resulted in the collapse of his nasal cavity.” Ecyclopediaofstupid.com
One way he could have died was probably because he was driving down a road and fetched an old lady, which turn out to be Osama bin laden.
While driving the old lady (Osama) took out and bomb and bombed the car into pieces. Then osama who magically survived took MJ’s body and through it into the Indian ocean.
Another story was that he overdosed on biscuits and committed suicide after he grew too fat………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
“He had an over dosage of biscuits and committed suicide after he reached a weight of 198 kg” thedailycrap-byjosh.com
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